As you’ve probably noticed, Condiment Man is watching your every move while you read these blog entries. He looks happy now, but know that his smile could turn upside down with a drop of wasted mustard. The other site links were going to be pictureized, but I have no idea what font I used when creating the CM picture, and multiple fonts looked horrible.
While messing around with some things on the site, I noticed the stories index page sometimes crashed IE6, and when it loaded correctly, the right side of the table hides under the right sidebar. Instead of attempting to fix it, I recommend you switch to Firefox 2.0 or upgrade to Internet Explorer 7. Both will load the page correctly. I could say it’s laziness on my part, or I could say this is your chance to be proactive and upgrade before either program asks you to. You’d be ahead of the curve! Leading the pack! Grab the bull by the horns and watch out for Cow Defender. By the way, does Cow Defender defend bulls?
As for the new story, here’s a little ketchup to liven an otherwise bland posting.
my first pageload, everything was the background color, the lightblue.
i was mildly distressed.
then i read that condiment man was watching me, and i looked at him, and moved my mouse around, expecting his eyes to follow.
they didn’t.
picturized links will be sweet.
i was a bit distressed, too, by the character at the end of the entry.
i was thinking to myself, ‘but i don’t recognize that guy,’ but the alt text made me feel better, the character is new.
phew.
CM isn’t watching your mouse pointer, he’s watching you. That’s why his eyes don’t move.