Archive for March, 2007

10 Things I Learned from Gale Force

Something I forgot to note, for those of you not Treat Williams fans: Gale Force

1. The more money up for grabs in a reality show, the fewer clues necessary to win.

2. Gangs always carry dynamite, and all members wear black leather jackets.

3. Treat vs SEALs? Treat

4. Getting shot is lethal unless you’re Treat’s girlfriend, in which case it’s a minor inconvenience.

5. Flying a helicopter in a hurricane is easy, especially after spending two days drinking.

6. All evil not taken care of by Treat, will be killed by Mother Nature.

7. Women cannot run without falling over.

8. No matter how bad it may seem when you drive your car off a bridge, you’ll be fine.

9. Picking up fallen women can only be done by Treat. Anyone else will be struck by lightning.

10. Treat “The Treat” Williams is always right.

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