10 Things I Learned From Critical Mass

Critical Mass is a Treat Williams movie, in which a terrorist group is attempting to detonate a nuclear power plant.

1. The higher you are in government, the less you are able to do.

2. Treat vs. terrorists? Treat.

3. Women will watch themselves be crushed by a closing door, unless pulled out of the way.

4. If you’re a soul survivor, it is next to impossible to find a job.

5. If you always lose games of chance, keep playing. In the end, you’ll win big.

6. By removing your belt, you can be saved from falling off a cliff.

7. Bullets fired from a gun held by a woman are not lethal.

8. Treat Williams rocks at escort missions.

9. If Treat puts a tie in your mouth, it stays there until someone takes it out.

10. Not even Treat Williams can out-think Treat Williams.

1 Response to “10 Things I Learned From Critical Mass”


  1. 1 CowDefender

    You education grows quickly.
    I wonder if you can get a Masters in Treat.

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