Published by Josh at November 21, 2007
in Life.
While standing in line at the Price Chopper checkout trying to avoid being annoyed at the woman in front of me who forgot to set out an entire cart full of groceries causing me to think the five cans of beans on the conveyor were all she had left to purchase, I looked over the groceries of the person behind me trying to figure out who they were without looking at them.
The products:
About a dozen frozen Patio cheese and bean burritos, still in the opened display box
One package Kraft Singles
One container Axe Vice shower gel
Three 12 packs Diet Coke
Who is this person?
Published by Josh at November 9, 2007
in News.
November 2nd in Chicago, a homeless man walked into a McDonald’s and took a dump in the middle of the restaurant. Mike Sims, a witness to the incident and 57 year old culinary student, was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time. The deuce droppage did not spoil his appetite, and he was able to finish his meal. When asked by reporters about the incident, Mr. Sims said, “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”
I don’t get culinary students.
