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		<title>Trippy Old Timer</title>
		<link>http://www.loeffert.net/2008/06/26/trippy-old-timer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a conversation with Steve today, I went back to investigate the hometown.aol.com/hippogrif website looking for The Equations of Good Stuffness.  Unfortunately, the only files even remotely that old are a guy tripping over the letter A, Condiment Man falling from the sky, and the flaming logo from 1997-1998.
These still crack me up.  Oh, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s quit Yahoo!</title>
		<link>http://www.loeffert.net/2008/06/20/lets-quit-yahoo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that shareholders are giving up on Yahoo!, it&#8217;s time for the employees to do the same!  Is the company in a death spiral?  I have to say, if all Microsoft wanted to do was gain engineers through the offer, they seemed to have accomplished the same goal by taking back the offer as executives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now is good, &#8217;cause everybody has people</title>
		<link>http://www.loeffert.net/2008/05/14/now-is-good-cause-everybody-has-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 02:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zero Punctuation came out with a rant on GTA4 that gets me even more excited for the rest of the game.  He says the game doesn&#8217;t really start to get good until about 5 hours in, when the training mode stops and you&#8217;re no longer bothered by tips teaching you how to play the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That&#8217;s what gets you?</title>
		<link>http://www.loeffert.net/2007/11/09/thats-what-gets-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 13:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[November 2nd in Chicago, a homeless man walked into a McDonald&#8217;s and took a dump in the middle of the restaurant.  Mike Sims, a witness to the incident and 57 year old culinary student, was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time.  The deuce droppage  did not spoil his appetite, and he was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Recent Events, Future Chaos</title>
		<link>http://www.loeffert.net/2007/01/16/recent-events-future-chaos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My sister was married over the weekend in the little old chapel on the KU campus next to the anthropology museum.  The winter weather was not fun to work against, but in the end Friday through Sunday were excellent and any hardships suffered will only make the event more memorable.  My sister with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wii</title>
		<link>http://www.loeffert.net/2006/09/15/wii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Wii is to be released on 11/19/06, bundled with Wii Sports! The Mii channel looks pretty amazing.  With it, you can create an avatar, store it on your controller, and take it with you.  In Mii compatable games, the Mii avatar is then put into the game.
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		<title>It&#8217;s Coming</title>
		<link>http://www.loeffert.net/2006/08/20/its-coming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 20:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Starting September 14, 2006, meal options will change forever.
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		<title>Mod 4 Post</title>
		<link>http://www.loeffert.net/2006/06/29/mod-4-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 00:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just as we&#8217;ve done in all mod 4 posts, questions from the readers will be answered.  In some cases, reader posts have been combined or completely made up.
Q. How can you have a mod 4 post when this is post 30, and you have never had a mod 4 post previously?
A. See the title? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Can Fly!!</title>
		<link>http://www.loeffert.net/2006/05/29/i-can-fly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 18:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time once again for Flugtag!  The great event where bunches of people take a leap off the chosen pier in the hope that they will fly.
Yesterday, burgers were eaten, painting happened, then a concert during which the weather was watched.
Found out this morning that something Condiment Man related was purchased from Zazzle&#8217;s Condiment Man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Success!</title>
		<link>http://www.loeffert.net/2006/02/06/success/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 01:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Guildpact tournament went off with nary a hitch.  After slight delay as beverages were purchased and work was done, decks were constructed and duels fought.  Sven Vs. Sully turned out to be the excellent paring of the night, with both of their decks twirling around each other in perfect symmetry for match two.
It was [...]]]></description>
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