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Critical Mass is a Treat Williams movie, in which a terrorist group is attempting to detonate a nuclear power plant.
1. The higher you are in government, the less you are able to do.
2. Treat vs. terrorists? Treat.
3. Women will watch themselves be crushed by a closing door, unless pulled out of the way.
4. If you’re a soul survivor, it is next to impossible to find a job.
5. If you always lose games of chance, keep playing. In the end, you’ll win big.
6. By removing your belt, you can be saved from falling off a cliff.
7. Bullets fired from a gun held by a woman are not lethal.
8. Treat Williams rocks at escort missions.
9. If Treat puts a tie in your mouth, it stays there until someone takes it out.
10. Not even Treat Williams can out-think Treat Williams.
Something I forgot to note, for those of you not Treat Williams fans: Gale Force
1. The more money up for grabs in a reality show, the fewer clues necessary to win.
2. Gangs always carry dynamite, and all members wear black leather jackets.
3. Treat vs SEALs? Treat
4. Getting shot is lethal unless you’re Treat’s girlfriend, in which case it’s a minor inconvenience.
5. Flying a helicopter in a hurricane is easy, especially after spending two days drinking.
6. All evil not taken care of by Treat, will be killed by Mother Nature.
7. Women cannot run without falling over.
8. No matter how bad it may seem when you drive your car off a bridge, you’ll be fine.
9. Picking up fallen women can only be done by Treat. Anyone else will be struck by lightning.
10. Treat “The Treat” Williams is always right.
