Playing Ketchup

8/28/03: Fast Food Customer Dials 911 Over Condiment Charge: An Avon, Ohio McDonald’s customer was forced to dial 911 when the fast food establishment asked her to pay for a packet of barbecue sauce. Police were not able to solve the dispute. Condiment Man appeared shortly after the police left to give the woman the required amount of sauce before Condiment Kicking nearly every employee in the store. Ronaldo was not at the location at the time of the incident.

10/28/06: Mayo Masked Man: A man wasted mayonnaise when the smeared the delicious condiment across his face in order to rob the Harrisberg, Pennsylvania PNC Bank in Kline Plaza. Condiment Man confronted the man shortly after the robbery, forcing him to eat the warm and probably bad condiment from his face. The man promised Condiment Man he wouldn’t use condiments in such a way again, and was able to leave with the stolen money.

3/2/07: Wasabi Spill in Space Station: Astronaut Sunita Williams wasted wasabi sauce while pretending to make sushi in space. Condiment Man arrived shortly after the incident to fight the wasteful astronaut. The hero then made the astronauts find every last speck of the condiment, which was used by John Haroman on non-pretend sushi. The astronauts were so afraid of another Condiment Man visit, they locked the wasabi sauce away, saying, “It’s too dangerous.” This was Condiment Man’s first time using the Condiment Space Shuttle.

Fight! Kikkoman: Kikkoman, the soy sauce come to life, ensures food is flavorful by providing soy sauce to those in need. He also fights with ketchup, mayo, and mustard. Condiment Man is trying to negotiate a roadmap to a peaceful compromise between the feuding condiments.

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