The State Journal Register from Springfield, Illinois reported ketchup, barbeque, and Worcestershire sauce were smeared all over a residential property between 11pm and 7am on Saturday, September 16th.
Condiment Man sensed the condiment smearing at approximately 1:52am, shaking him out of a dream about dozens of racks of hot sauce. He boarded the Condiment Plane and arrived on the scene shortly thereafter, where he found a hooligan from the cult of The “Waster”. A fight ensued, ending when Condiment Man tossed the kid into the garage door, cracking it.
With the kid shown justice, Condiment Man flew back to Overland Park.
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