In Minot, North Dakota an advanced condiment waster, possibly The “Waster” or one of his minions, took aim at Debbie Kauffman’s Heinz ketchup, and with one shot wasted the entire bottle. Oddly, the condiment waster’s bullet traveled through a storm window, a regular window, the wood frame of a mirror, through a wall, across the dining room, through another wall, and into the cupboard, where it punctured the condiment bottle wasting the precious condiment.
Condiment Man investigated shortly after the incident, and found no sign of The “Waster” outside the house. While he hasn’t ruled his arch nemesis out, he is exploring the possibility that it was an inside job.
