Jacksonville, FL - Devious Subway employees withheld condiments from a construction worker two days ago. The man came in, ordered a spicy Italian sandwich, and those behind the counter refused to give the man the sauce he craved. In an effort to right the horrible injustice Subway caused, the man called 911 for police backup, then called back a few minutes later because the police were taking their sweet time showing up to this condiment emergency. It is with great sadness I must report the construction worker was arrested for improperly using the 911 phone number when he should have dropped the name of Condiment Man to strike fear into the villains.
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