http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:42:45 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Jacksonville, FL - Devious Subway employees withheld condiments from a construction worker two days ago.  The man came in, ordered a spicy Italian sandwich, and those behind the counter refused to give the man the sauce he craved.  In an effort to right the horrible injustice Subway caused, the man ... http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman/2008/08/05/another-911-condiment-call/ In Minot, North Dakota an advanced condiment waster, possibly The "Waster" or one of his minions, took aim at Debbie Kauffman's Heinz ketchup, and with one shot wasted the entire bottle.  Oddly, the condiment waster's bullet traveled through a storm window, a regular window, the wood frame of a mirror, ... http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman/2007/11/14/waster-shoots-ketchup/ The Virginian-Pilot - April 15, 2007 At 10:50 pm an off-duty police officer stopped by a gas station to refuel his car. Three figures stood outside the store, two of them clerks, the other a masked man.  Something seemed odd to the cop. The cop drew his gun and ... http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman/2007/10/06/woman-guards-condiments-in-shootout-recognized-as-hero/ Establishments who fail to aid Condiment Man on his duty to end condimentlessness become an Enemy of the Condiment. The first Enemy of the Condiment is Culver’s on State Line Road in Kansas City, Missouri. It has been reported that this establishment fails to provide ketchup to those who request ... http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman/2007/09/23/enemy-of-the-condiment-culvers/ The State Journal Register from Springfield, Illinois reported ketchup, barbeque, and Worcestershire sauce were smeared all over a residential property between 11pm and 7am on Saturday, September 16th. Condiment Man sensed the condiment smearing at approximately 1:52am, shaking him out of a dream about dozens of racks of hot sauce.  He ... http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman/2007/09/17/condiment-smear/ http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman/2007/08/25/no-condiments/ Bar Robber Subdued by Hot Sauce: A bartender in Glens Falls, NY punches a robber in the face, knocking him out. When the robber comes to, the bartender and robber struggle, then the bartender grabs some hot sauce and pours it all over the robber. The robber ... http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman/2007/08/25/hot-sause-is-not-a-weapon/ A long lost story has been found and posted. Check out the latest Condiment Man adventure, Offline. http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman/2007/08/11/condiment-man-offline/ 8/28/03: Fast Food Customer Dials 911 Over Condiment Charge: An Avon, Ohio McDonald's customer was forced to dial 911 when the fast food establishment asked her to pay for a packet of barbecue sauce. Police were not able to solve the dispute. Condiment Man appeared shortly after the ... http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman/2007/03/04/playing-ketchup/ Condiment Man Imposter is now available for your reading pleasure. http://www.loeffert.net/condimentman/2007/03/03/imposter/