Welcome to the online home of Condiment Man, an extension of his physical home, the hidden Condiment Cave which happens to be located in his parents’ basement. Don’t worry, they don’t know. Not even with Alfredo, Condiment Man’s butler, keeping constant vigil over the Condiment Computer.
When you’re out of ketchup, mustard, or mayo, the superhero Condiment Man will be there with the perfect amount of condiment to dollop on your burger, fries, or pizza. This superhero doesn’t care he may find the end result a disgusting mess, his job is to deliver the condiments, protect the condiments from wasters, and dispense his own brand of Condiment Kicking justice when someone crosses the line.
Condiment Man became a superhero in 1996, when I first put keyboard to internet to create a terrible story, called Condiment Man vs Movie Guy. When you read it, remember exclamation points, capital letters, and rambling names for monkeys were all the rage in the mid-ninety’s. Luckily, this story inspired other stories which eventually became better, and also inspired my good friend Steve to create his own superhero, Cow Defender.
