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About
Me
My name is Brandon Crapper,
and I am a 54 and Under Video Game
Designer. I really started to like
video games even before I was born.
When I grow up, I want to quit my
job at Arby's and become famous for
designing video games that win awards
for their awesomness, sweetness,
and non-suckiness.
A few months ago, I won an award
for the 54 and Under Video Game Design
Contest, which I totally won. I took
my Dad, Doug, to the awards. We were
on the news because my game was totally
the best ever invented since before
the beginning of time ever existed
and there was nothing even around at
all. Not even video games. That's how
awesome an idea of a game this was.
I go to school at The "Waster"'s
University of Proper Condiment Consumption,
where I make games sometimes, but
sometimes I don't.
I got my name printed in a vanity press
recently for being an awesome person,
and because I had $50 that my mom gave
me that I wanted to spend on something
to make me feel better about myself.
I love to tell everyone about the newscasts
and newspapers I'm in, so you know how
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