The Equations of Good Stuffness


The Stuff Equation History

The Equations of Good Stuffness were developed by Adam, Steve, Casey, and myself December 1996 and perfected January 3rd, 1997. What "perfected" means is now a mystery, quickly becoming the Stuff of myth, legend, and folklore. The equations were born of necessity. You see, we had all this Stuff, and since Stuff is good (except not as good Stuff), we had to make the three Equations of Good Stuffness to organize Stuff into three levels, described below. Long ago, it was stated the Equations of Good Stuffness are always changing, as new Stuff is constantly being discovered. The Equations have sat dormant for much too long. New Stuff must be added with addition date, and some of the Stuff on the list must be researched and discribed for furture generations, so they may know the true meaning of Stuff. Check back often for the goodest of the good Stuff. The original, untouched Equations may be found here.

Levels of Stuff

Stuff that is equal to Akmed is the Best of Stuff. No Stuff can be better than Akmed, even if it tried. Average Stuff became equal to Brian, who represents all that is mediocre. Colleen is equal to the Not-Very-Good-at-all Stuff, which we have decided over the years are not really Stuff at all, but things.

Akmed = Buddy Bear = Hoj Ball = Fritos = Fnelf = 2 Stupid Dogs = Stuff = Beer Drinking Penguins = Frito Burritos = Buzz = Pin Monkey = Moseying = The Warm Blanket = SPOOOOOOOOON!!!!! = Snapple = Frutopia = Monkey = Mr. Moogy = Surge = Hombre = Box = Penguins (the game) = Us = Dancing Chicken = Crap(achino) = Trucks That Hit Trees = Adding 'nesstissity to the End of Words = Cheez Balls = Flipz = Pepsi = Hammer (not MC) = Earthworm Jim = Bartok = Bands We Like = Jerry Springer = The Tick = TV Show Ask Harriet = Ramen = Novicane = Laughing Gas
Brian = 2 Stupid Frogs = Coke = Normal Penguins = The Old Guy = Sock Puppet Guy = Assorted Sours = Frozen Hair = When People Quote Movies and I Don't Remember and They're Like Hey, You Should Remember This
Colleen = That Girl That Beat Us At Bowling = Lemming = Macintosh = People That Don't Grasp The Full Consept Of Stuff = Spam = That Girl That Yelled At Me When I Bowled When The Machine Didn't Set Up All The Pins = Bananas in Pj's = Chat Rooms Were Nobody Talks = Bad Bev = Barney = Barney Movie = Star Kid the Movie and All Other Power Ranger Like Things = Bands We Don't Like = things = When Something's on the Tip of Your Toungue and You Can't Say it = What Happened to The Tick = Country Music = Cow Heads Not Connected To Cow = Cheez things on Hand

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